Conversations with my husband

So, recently my husband put a nightlight in the bathroom, with the explanation of “Well, this way we don’t have to turn the light on and be blinded when we get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.”

Which is all well and good. For him.

So today I told him that I still have to turn the light on because of the stupid mirror.

and he says “Well, to me, it’s scarier having the lights off.”

me: “Yeah, that’s creepy too, but see, here’s the difference. YOU pee standing up, facing the mirror. I have to sit, with my back to the mirror, and then I’m just waiting for something to come grab me in the semi-dark. Nope, light goes on.”

And then he laughed at me. But I don’t care. It’s creepy, and I’m not going to risk being grabbed from behind by the lady from The Grudge, or the girl from The Ring. No thank you.